Chapter 160: I Have Turned into a Zombie

Hearing Jiang Yujing so panicked for the first time, Song Kai immediately said okay and that he would be right over.

Putting down his phone, Song Kai said to Hua Ruyue, "Hey, sleep well, I'm going out for a bit. Oh, if you're bored, I can set up a tablet for you. How about that? It's settled then, I'll go get Tang Ying's tablet."

"No need!" Hua Ruyue cried out. She felt that her life and beliefs were now facing a severe impact, and she had to shake off this impact!

Hua Ruyue looked coldly at Song Kai and said, "No need, I don't need any tablet. I can cultivate, so hurry up and get out of here and go do your own thing!"

Song Kai said speechlessly, "I'm doing this for your own good, aren't I? I was afraid you'd be bored. Oh, you've probably never watched any soap operas or anything like that. You definitely haven't."

"I don't want to watch!" Hua Ruyue said coldly. "My life doesn't need those boring things. Hurry up and get out to do your business, and stop annoying me here."

Song Kai shrugged. This woman really didn't know what was good for her.

It was just as well if she didn't watch.

After washing up, Song Kai went to look for Wu Hongying and Tang Ying.

Neither of the two women had gotten up yet. Because they were cleaning yesterday, they went to sleep very late and were still heavy with sleepiness now.

Song Kai knocked on Wu Hongying's door and said, "Sister Yingzi, remember what I said—protect Tang Ying when she goes to work and comes back. I'm heading out first to find out the reason why Tang Ying was kidnapped as soon as possible."

"Got it, hurry up and get lost, my beauty sleep..." Wu Hongying rolled over in bed and went back to sleep.

Song Kai sighed. He found that his status in this household was truly rock-bottom, and even that female assassin dared to shout at him.

Damn it.

Song Kai walked out of the residential community, entered Liu Yue's auto repair shop, and picked up his car.

The windows of the car had been re-glazed, the bullet holes patched up, and the car repainted in three colors: red, yellow, and white, making it look just like the American flag.

Song Kai was very satisfied. After paying the money, he drove toward Little Stone Village.

When he arrived at Jiang Yujing's house, Jiang Yujing was sitting at the table eating breakfast.

Song Kai glanced at Jiang Yujing and asked, "What's wrong with you? Calling me over in such a rush, did something happen?"

Jiang Yujing pointed at her face and said, "Look."

"Huh?"

Only then did Song Kai notice that today Jiang Yujing was not wearing her large face mask or any Band-Aids. Her face was as smooth as new.

Jiang Yujing now couldn't be described as an otherworldly fairy, but she was definitely a top-tier beauty. With her watery, big eyes and delicate, long face, even though her hair was a bit short, she looked sharp and full of spirit, not much inferior to Wu Hongying.

The crucial point was that Jiang Yujing's chest was bigger than Wu Hongying's.

Song Kai scratched his head and said, "Congratulations, Beauty Jiang. You called me over in such a rush just to let me admire your beauty?"

"My ass!" Jiang Yujing sighed and said, "Even though the scars on my face are gone, I'm turning into a zombie."

"Ah?"

Jiang Yujing said, "You, stick your hand out."

Song Kai reached out his hand.

Jiang Yujing handed the fork from the table to Song Kai and said, "Stab me with the fork, stab my hand, hurry up."

"Are you out of your mind?!" Song Kai looked at Jiang Yujing speechlessly. "You're really turning into a zombie? Did the fire fry your brain?"

"What nonsense." As Jiang Yujing spoke, she grabbed Song Kai's hand and forcefully thrust it toward her own arm. As a result, the fork bent.

Song Kai was stunned for a moment.

Jiang Yujing shook her hand and said, "See that? Unscathed, and moreover, the pain sensation was minimal!"

Then Jiang Yujing pointed at the table.

The table was covered with meat buns and century egg and lean pork porridge.

"This is already the twelfth basket of meat buns I've eaten and the second pot of porridge I've drunk, but I'm still a bit hungry." Jiang Yujing sighed, then looked at Song Kai, reached out one hand to grab his arm, and lifted him up with a single hand.

"And now, I have immense strength." Jiang Yujing dropped Song Kai back down.

Song Kai was completely petrified.

Jiang Yujing sat back down, took a big bite of a meat bun, and said, "Song Kai, you damn well cured me into a freak. True, the scars are gone, but everything about me is abnormal now. I'm basically turning into a non-human."

Song Kai opened his mouth wide and reached out to touch Jiang Yujing's cheek.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yujing shot him a sideways glance.

Song Kai pinched Jiang Yujing's cheek, let out a breath, and said, "It's fine, it's fine. Your little face is smooth and tender; how does this look like a zombie? It's fine. Probably those zombie toxins didn't kill you, and then yesterday I used the Zombie-Suppressing Talisman and traditional Chinese herbs to neutralize the toxic components within the zombie venom. With the toxicity gone, you must have absorbed the energy from the zombie venom instead. Aren't you great right now? You're pretty, immensely strong, and impervious to blades and guns. How many people would envy that?"

"Envoy my ass!" Jiang Yujing angrily smacked the top of Song Kai's head.

Song Kai immediately caught it with his hand and said, "Don't get physical. Remember from now on, that slap of yours could flatten a person's head."

Jiang Yujing wanted to pull her hand back, but she found she couldn't move it at all. She let out an "oh?" sound and then exerted more force, yet her hand remained completely unmoving.

Jiang Yujing looked at Song Kai in astonishment. "You... why is your strength so great? Could you also be a zombie?"

Song Kai rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "I am not a zombie. I just want to tell you that if you think you're a non-human for being like this, then I'm an alien right now. You think your strength is huge? Right now, I could take on three of you by myself. You think your appetite is big? Let me tell you, if I let myself go, I eat even more than you do. At the same time, I can go a week without eating or drinking. Now do you understand?"

Jiang Yujing looked at Song Kai in surprise.

Song Kai let go of Jiang Yujing's hand and said, "Cheer up, you idiot. The situation is much better than I expected. You've now absorbed the energy from the zombie venom, while its toxicity was completely neutralized by me. So, you're very healthy right now."

"Healthy my foot!" Jiang Yujing glared at Song Kai, then leaned in close to him and whispered, "I can't even... you know... anymore."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Song Kai looked at Jiang Yujing's expression and genuinely didn't understand.

Jiang Yujing blushed slightly and said, "You absolute idiot, I mean that thing, what women need at night."

Song Kai scratched his head, finally understanding, and said, "Wait, aren't you a single cat? You still have needs?"

"Damn it! Even though I'm single and an untainted virgin, I still have needs too, and occasionally I'd help myself once in a while!" Jiang Yujing blushed, then lowered her voice and said, "But now, it doesn't work anymore. Damn it, the sensitivity has completely decreased. That little toy I used to use doesn't cut it at all now."

Watching Jiang Yujing's shy appearance, Song Kai tried hard to hold back his laughter. He grabbed Jiang Yujing's hand and said, "It's fine, classmate Jiang Yujing. Whenever you want it in the future, I'll help you out. Seriously, free of charge."

"Go to hell!"

Jiang Yujing pushed Song Kai aside, sighed, and said, "Still, it seems this is the only minor discomfort, everything else is pretty good. Right, are you sure I won't grow white hair all over my body and have my skin turn rock hard?"

"Probably not." Song Kai laughed. "Don't worry, if you really sprout white hair all over, I'll treat you. Well, if you experience any abnormalities, let me know anytime. Seriously, Jiang Yujing, you're truly lucky. The zombie venom didn't kill you, and as a result, not only did your appearance recover, but you even absorbed the zombie energy from within the venom."

Jiang Yujing sighed and said, "True, that's just fate. Since I survived a catastrophe, great fortune must follow. Oh, have you ever seen a zombie?"

Song Kai nodded. "Of course I have. To us Taoist priests, zombies are much harder to deal with than ghosts. A powerful zombie is essentially an peerless martial arts master—impervious to blades and spears, moving like the wind, and possessing boundless strength. Aside from fearing lightning and the sun, they are practically invincible. Of course, to ordinary people, ghosts are definitely more terrifying because they are invisible and intangible. As for zombies, while they are badass, pistols and tanks can still kill them."

Jiang Yujing scratched her head and muttered, "Well, fine, I'll admit you're pretty awesome now. Now that I've become immensely powerful and no longer fear bricks or clubs, it seems that besides pistols, I'm practically invincible. Heh, I guess I can go ahead and seize more of Big Brother's territory."

Song Kai laughed heartily and said, "That's right. Dealing with ordinary people now makes you a God of War. But have you found out Big Brother's location? Where is he? That jerk tried to have me killed again yesterday, and I can't let him off."

Jiang Yujing nodded and said, "I found out. He's at a villa on the mountain in Yellow Ox Village. However, he has three villas there, and I'm not sure which one he's specifically staying in, but he has been living up there lately."

"Good!"

Song Kai stood up. "I'm going to find that jerk right now. Damn it, it's time to settle all old and new scores together."

Jiang Yujing said, "I'll go with you."

Song Kai wanted to refuse, but thinking that Jiang Yujing was also quite formidable now, he nodded and said, "Alright, let's go."